George / William
Posted: Sun 23 April, 2006 Filed under: Domestic, General, Travel 4 Comments »Ah, the joys of April 23.
St George’s Day. And the birthday of William Shakespeare.
Other than that, uneventful.
Although we’ll be back from Somerset later today.
Carphone Whorehouse
Posted: Fri 21 April, 2006 Filed under: Customer Services, Cynicism, General 1 Comment »Herself has a mobile phone on O2 through Carphone Warehouse – up ’til recently she’s had a Samsung D500, but then about a fortnight ago upgraded to the flashy new one with iMode and 3G stuff on it. All well and good.
However, because it’s a 3G phone, she needs a 3G-capable SIM-card. Not previously having had a 3G-capable phone, the SIM wasn’t a 3G one either. However, the upgrade twunts at Craphone Whorehouse didn’t bother mentioning this. At all. Not once.
Last weekend we spent a good half an hour on the phone to their customer “services” department, explaining six times to six different people that we needed an upgraded SIM card. Oh, we don’t deal with that, I’ll put you through to someone else. Not once did person a explain to person b what the problem was, or why we were calling, or why they were putting us through, so we had to explain it – and go through the ID procedures – six fucking times.
Eventually, I ended up getting through to the right person. Who had to authorise sending out the SIM card with her manager. Supposedly they normally have a cost attached to them, but because this was an upgrade, we wouldn’t have to pay, so she needed the manager to provide a code to reduce the price to zero.
The card arrived last night. I put it in the phone…
“Unregistered SIM”
So today Herself is going to call Craphone Whorehouse (again) and try to get them to register the fucking SIM card that they sent out in the first place, already knowing we’d been stuffed about once. I’m currently not optimistic about getting a resolution to this one just yet…
Feeling Old
Posted: Fri 7 April, 2006 Filed under: Domestic, General 1 Comment »Seems hard to believe that it’s quarter of a century since the Brixton riots, doesn’t it? I know I’m amazed it’s 25 years ago – I still remember it, but must’ve been only nine or ten at the time.
Hang on, that must mean I’m 35 this year. Thirty-fucking-five? Now that’s scary.
The Book Title Meme
Posted: Tue 21 March, 2006 Filed under: D4D™, General, Thoughts 3 Comments »From Gordon comes a rather interesting meme-tag thingy…
1. The Dying Of Delight – “Briefly describe an aspect of your life for which ‘The Dying Of Delight’ would be an apt title.â€?
My delight died a long time ago. At the time I didn’t know what it was I was losing, or that it would still bother me so long after it went. I didn’t know what I was doing, I was too young to understand the choices I was making, or that were being made for me.
Looking back, I wonder whether I would change those events – so life-changing in so many ways, I know that if I were to change them, I would be a very different person today. But at the same time, because of those events and the way they changed me, I now sit in a place where I can understand myself well, and by extension can also identify with many other people, and empathise with their lives. Would I change that? I don’t know.
The man who changed me is dead now, I can’t go back and ask him why, I can’t change things, or get questions answered now that at the time I deemed irrelevant. Now, though, I would like answers, and they are as unobtainable as a jar of moonlight.
2. Woken Furies – “Pick another book whose title has some resonance in your life, and write a little about it.â€?
I guess that the entire concept of “Woken Furies” resonates with me quite a bit, the concept of revenge, of letting ones anger and fury freeze over, to wait years even decades for the perfect time when that fury could be thawed out, woken up, and used in the most powerful and righteous way possible. In a different universe, or a parallel existence, I could have found myself becoming a truly vengeful person, wanting retribution against those who have wronged me, or even – in an extreme case – those who I think have wronged me.
3. The Curious Incident of the Dog in the Night Time – “Write one more short personal piece – one which matches the book title chosen (in part 2) by the person who tagged you.â€?
Why is it that dogs only ever choose to bark through the night at the times when you’re most exhausted, and most in need of sleep?
(How’s that for short?)
4. Wireless, by Jack O’Connell – “Take your favourite little-known book and plug it to your readers. Authors need incomes, and word of mouth is one of the best ways to sell books.â€?
I never quite figured out why I love Wireless so much. It’s a very odd story where you never actually find out who two of the main protagonists are, and where strange things happen for various reasons. Centring (loosely) around a bar called Wireless, but looking at hackers, radio jammers, DJs, talk radio, and a whole lot of other things, it grabbed me on the first read and has been one I regularly return to ever since.
Jack O’Connell’s work isn’t for everyone – most of my friends have absolutely hated the stuff he’s written, mainly (I think) because it’s a) bloody weird, and b) a lot of it is obscure and seems to go nowhere. Box Nine was memorable, Wireless I love, Skin Palace is good, and Word Made Flesh is just supremely weird. He seems to have disappeared off the face of the planet now, although I’d love to see something new come about.
5. Sit back and marvel at the magnificence of this meme.
It was brought to you by an out-of-breath author, reduced (on account of her publisher having expired) to trundling copies of her book across the internet on a rusty old trolley with one wheel missing, sweating and shouting “Buy me book, Gov?� Now visit www.TheDyingOfDelight.co.uk and see if you’d like a copy for yourself.
6 .Tag five people with this meme
Hmm, a couple of people have already been tagged with this who I’d have asked (Karen and Gordon), so I guess it’ll have to be :
Excellent Technique
Posted: Tue 14 March, 2006 Filed under: Charm School, Customer Services, General 2 Comments »This morning:
[phone rings]
“Hello there sir, my names Josh and this is just a quick customer service call about your Orange phone”
“I don’t have an Orange phone. Never have.”
[*click*]
Short, sweet, and pithy. It doesn’t get much better, really.
Lent
Posted: Wed 1 March, 2006 Filed under: General 4 Comments »So, today’s the first day of Lent, and we’re all supposed to give something up.
Me? I’m giving up on giving up. Seems like the best option.