Driving and Parking
Posted: Thu 10 June, 2010 Filed under: @Media 2010, Driving, Parking, Travel 2 Comments »I got up to London last night, driving direct from work. It took me an hour to get from Bury St Edmunds to the junction of the North Circular Road with the A12. It then took 80 minutes to get from there into the city (near Southwark station). Utterly ridiculous.
[UPDATE : I actually did the maths/mileage on this last night : It was 70 miles from work to the A12, which took an hour. 70mph on the dot. It was 10 miles from the A12 to the Travelodge, and that took 80 minutes. 7.7mph.]
I’d planned to park in a close-ish NCP car park for the two days I’m here, which would’ve cost £18 per day. Better than lots of places, but not great. However, I couldn’t find that NCP carpark – and I tried twice, once in the car, once by foot. Fortunately, I knew I had options – I’d done my research.
As it was, I found a place right next to the hotel that cost me sod-all for overnight parking, so long as I was gone by 8am. By that time I’d gone down to the first of my two alternative options, found it was available, and done the deed. £20 for two days – yes, £10 per day – in a locked secure place. Bizarrely, it’s making use of some of the car-parking spaces in the building where I was working last year before I got the current job.
So I’ve managed to get 2½ days parking in central London (right by Blackfriars and the OXO Tower, for those who know/care) for £20. Pretty good by anyone’s standards.
Parking – Mini
Posted: Sun 30 May, 2010 Filed under: 1BEM, Driving, Parking 3 Comments »Another spectacular piece of parking.
The Tesco store in Dereham really does appear to be a mecca for people who can’t park their cars within the lines.
Putting the “ORK” into Dork.
Parking – Again and Again
Posted: Sat 22 May, 2010 Filed under: 1BEM, Driving, Parking, People, Photography Leave a comment »Same day, same bit of the carpark. Possibly that was just the section for people who can’t park cars…
AP05HTG, you’re supposed to park in the bit between the lines, not on the bit with the lines through it. FFS.
Parking – Again
Posted: Sat 22 May, 2010 Filed under: 1BEM, Driving, Parking, People 2 Comments »Another trip to the supermarket, another bunch of twats that can’t park…
Maybe this one thinks the white lines either a) don’t apply to them or b) are just guidelines to be ignored at whim. Maybe that car is just too damn valuable to run the risk of getting it damaged by being too close to other vehicles.
Or maybe – just maybe – the driver of YS05DBU is just a fuckwit cunt. Who knows?
Parking – Yet Again
Posted: Wed 3 February, 2010 Filed under: Charm School, Driving, Parking 3 Comments »Another piece of residue from the weekend…
Parking – Bury St Edmunds
Posted: Tue 19 January, 2010 Filed under: 1BEM, Charm School, Driving, Parking Leave a comment »This time, it’s a spectacular piece of parking in the Sainsbury’s at Bury St Edmunds…
So yes, driver of S3NUM, you’ve been added to the Gallery Of Bell-ends. Congratulations.
Abandoned 2
Posted: Sun 20 September, 2009 Filed under: 1BEM, BMW Drivers, Charm School, Driving, Parking, People, Stupidity 5 Comments »The same Tesco carpark as my previous post about arsewit parking, but this time it’s just *so* much more impressive. In this case, I’ve left the bell-end’s number-plate in view too. Screw it, parking like this needs to be recorded and credited to the correct knob-head.
Of course, it just had to be a BMW driver, didn’t it?
Yep, not even just half-over the line – but parked up in a completely hatched off zone right next to the pedestrian crossing.
In this case I can’t deny it, I went in and spoke to the staff about it – the driver got a telling-off from them too. Seems fair to me.