Twunting about

You know, sometimes my bank just makes me despair. WAY back at the start of the year, their online banking system started coming up with a little news item about how they’d be opening the system to more browsers (this being the system that, until recently, still recommended you use IE 5 or Netscape 4.7, as it was a browser that’d been tested, and wouldn’t run on the more up to date, more secure Netscape 6/7 or IE 6) and making it all more accessible.

The dateline on that was February 28th of this year.

The news item is still there, only now it says :

Digital Banking

We’ll be making some improvements to our Digital Banking service in the near future. The service will be easier to use and more accessible for customers with disabilities

More information on these changes will be available soon.

So – a month late, and still waiting. Useless tossers.


Shocking

Bloody hell, this is unnatural. Having ordered my upgrade phone last Thursday it arrived this morning.

OK, so O2 didn’t manage to send out the confirmation email that I’d requested, but there we go, that’s nothing unusual. When I chased it up over the weekend to make sure the order was actually in and being processed, I got replies very quickly – and even with the correct information in them!

So all in all, despite other hassles with O2 over the years, this time I have to say that they’ve done well – although I still find it quite demoralising that I get impressed with a company simply for doing what it says it will. Not for exceeding expectations, just for doing what it says.


Tempting Fate

Following on from yesterday’s Customer Services farce(s) – and let’s face it, Sky are renowned for putting the arse in farce – I’ve really gone and done it now.

In a bid for “three-for-three” purity of failure, I’ve only gone and upgraded my phone with O2 from the Nokia I currently use to a Sony Ericsson K700i. Supposedly I may get the phone during the next week. Mind you, they also said they’d confirm this through email, and as yet they haven’t. So I’m not optimistic.

More pleasingly, considering the last time I had to deal with O2’s upgrade “service”, it’s costing me sod-all.

I must admit that when it comes to mobile phones I’m back to being a bit of a dinosaur. In 2004 I had a 3G phone for a while and won’t touch another one ’til the entire concept has been sorted out. Which, apparently, is still going to take some time. I don’t need video calling, I don’t particularly care about having a 1.3Mp camera (in my experience camera phones are still fairly bobbins, and as I always carry around my 6Mp camera anyway, I don’t need another one), and I don’t really need to sync the phone to the PC all the time. In short, I want a phone that makes and takes calls/messages, has a silent alert and/or a decent unobtrusive ring tone, has a decent battery life, has a GPRS (or better) connection so I can do basic webstuff, and doesn’t piss me off. As for other stuff, it all falls into the “OK, I might use it” – calculator, clock, email (sometimes handy, in my experience, particularly when running late for work or whatever), and an alarm function for reminders. But I wouldn’t miss any of those if they weren’t there.

So yeah, an SE K700i. It’s going to be interesting, swapping over to yet another phone maker. Assuming it happens, of course…


Sky’s the Limit

Ah, it’s obviously customer services day today

As most readers know, back at the end of December, I moved down to Berkshire, and went through all the fun of telling everyone. And yes, that included Sky. I wanted to do three things when I called them :

  1. Change my address details
  2. Change my package to the lowest/cheapest one
  3. Inform them I’d be closing my account once the 12 months was up (March ’05)

Not rocket science, is it?
So I called, and lo – all done. “No Problem”, said the lady on the phone.

  1. Change my address details
  2. Change my package to the lowest/cheapest one
  3. Inform them I’d be closing my account once the 12 months was up (March ’05)

I cancelled the direct debit this month – hey, they’ve had three bloody month’s notice – and got a snotty letter (to my old address) on Monday saying “you’ve cancelled. Pay us now.” And so I ring up Sky, and that’s where it all goes to shit.

Oh no, you can’t have given us three months notice. We only work with a months notice. So you can’t have given three. We’ll put you through to cancellations, but it’ll be one month from today.
Eh? I’m going to get charged a month extra, through Sky’s mistake?
Well, we can only work on a month’s notice, so yes, the notice will run from today.
But I gave you three month’s notice
But our system doesn’t say that. So it can’t have happened. Your notice will start from today

  1. Change my address details
  2. Change my package to the lowest/cheapest one
  3. Inform them I’d be closing my account once the 12 months was up (March ’05)

I go through to cancellations.

Ok, sir, I’ll sort out your cancellation, and as you’re not using your card at the moment, I’ll set the account on the lowest setting.
… *the sound of incredulity, and expletives being deleted pre-interface-with-gob*

  1. Change my address details
  2. Change my package to the lowest/cheapest one
  3. Inform them I’d be closing my account once the 12 months was up (March ’05)

Let’s see how the fuckers do with the process now.


Information

A while back I ordered a couple of things for Herself’s birthday next week. (For obvious reasons I’m now not going to name suppliers etc. just yet – but maybe on April 6th I will) One of the places I used was one I’d had a mediocre experience with before, but it was a busy period, so I thought “OK, I’ll see what they’re like this time”.

In fairness, the ordering process wasn’t too nightmarish, although it’s fucking annoying to go through the entire process of finding the stuff, sorting out what’s needed, clicking it into the “basket”, then checking out, signing in to my account, and the bastard basket is suddenly emptied. That’s just bad coding, and meant I had to stay logged in and go through the guff again of finding bits, sorting out quantities, and putting them in the basket. But OK, it’s a minor hassle – more about useability than corporate efficiency.

Once the order’s been confirmed, the little doubts start creeping in. I haven’t had a confirmation email. No mention at all – not a “thanks for your order”, a “you’ve ordered this, and we’ll charge you for it soon”, nothing. Now that’s seriously not good. I’ve given my credit card number, yet you haven’t said it’s been received.

Check under “my account” on the site. And lo, the order’s there, all confirmed and so on. Let the heart-rate come down a bit now.

Today, it’s arrived. No fucking email to say “we’ve dispatched it”, no call, no mention under “my account” that the status of the order has changed at all.

I won’t be using the company again. And I’ll be writing to explain why. I may even refer them to this post…


T-Mobile – A response of sorts

Dear Lyle
Thank you for your email about Business Rates.
I tried to contact you today and I am really sorry that I was unable to speak to you, as I wish to assist you with your query.
I am sorry to hear that you are being harassed by incoming Business sales calls.
I have spoke to our Business Account Department who assure me they have no record of your mobile phone number or other contract numbers.
You may be having calls from Independent Retailers or the Retailer who supplied your original phone.
I trust you will find the above information useful.
If you require further help, please contact us via our website at http://www.t-mobile.co.uk
Regards
Keith
Customer Services
T-Mobile

Stonkingly wrong – even by the standards of mobile phone companies.

In the name of fairness (and a certain warped amusement) I’ve replied…

Dear Keith,

I’m not enquiring about Business Rates, I’m trying to find out why the incompetents who represent T-Mobile keep ringing me, and also who sold T-Mobile the mailing list with my name on it.

This matter is heading towards becoming a Data Protection Act issue, as I have never given my permission for this number to be used, and it’s listed with the Telephone Preference Service for the same reason.

I hope you’ll understand that I have a large problem believing that your Business Account Department hasn’t heard of me at all. Every one of the calls has been “on behalf of T-Mobile”. I don’t honestly care whether it’s T-Mobile itself (and in at least half the cases, the caller has been T-Mobile Direct, whoever they may be) because all of this harassment is being done in the name of T-Mobile, and at it’s behest. What I want is to be removed from all T-Mobile’s mailing/calling lists, which is a request made in accordance with the Data Protection Act.

I also now require written confirmation from T-Mobile that this has been done. That confirmation can either be emailed to me at this address, or by post to [my home address].

I should also point out that these calls are NOT coming from the retailer where I bought my phone, as the phone was bought from O2 online. They may be incompetent, but they don’t tend to sell sales calls on to their competition. However, on the face of current evidence, I can well believe that such a tactic would fall within T-Mobile’s levels of competence.

I look forward to your response, and confirmation that my details and numbers have been removed from T-Mobile’s lists.

Sincerely

Lyle


T-mobile

It’s one of those days.

I’ve just had my 25th call THIS WEEK from T-Mobiles representatives about business rates. My number is listed with Telephone Preference Service, yet it’s still being called.

After this amount of hassle, I believe I wouldn’t be unreasonable to take legal action against T-Mobile for harassment, as well as for lost time due to these calls. I wish to be contacted in writing within 48 hoursby a customer services manager who can confirm my details have been taken off all your calling lists, or this matter will be referred to my solicitor.

I would also like to point out that because of these continued calls, and the obvious total lack of competence, I wouldn’t touch T-Mobile with a turd-encrusted stick.

How much do we want to bet I won’t get any response?