Road to Nowhere

Only in Norfolk.

Over in Attleborough, there’s a new road been put in which currently goes nowhere. It got used straight away as a place for a bunch of travellers. (and I believe there’s rumour of it being used as such on a longer-term basis) They got cleared out a few weeks back though.

Over the weekend I went past it, and there’s some road signs been put up.

30mph on a dead-end road with no houses or buildings on it


Fake Flying

Awesome – a guy flies passenger jets on a fake pilot’s licence. For 13 years.

If you’ve ever flown with Air One (now Alitalia), he could’ve been your pilot.

And now he’s been caught, having flown hundreds of flights with thousands of passengers, what’s the punishment? A fine of $2,500 and being grounded for a year.

Yeah, grounded from flying – like that’s going to have an effect, as he’s not had a licence anyway. That’s like banning someone from driving because they don’t have a licence.


Customer Perception

For some reason these anti-depressants also seem to be turning me into some kind of  altruistic do-gooder. Pretty scary stuff.

Mind you, in this case I’m pretty sure I’d have dealt with it regardless, but there we go.

Anyway, in this particular instance I was at the till in the local Sainsbury’s, and behind me was an old couple, one in a wheelchair with one of the disabled trolley things on the front. They were having serious issues with getting the stuff from the trolley onto the till belt, so I offered to help them. It embarassed the woman a bit I think, to be seen as “needing assistance”, but still I did help, and got it all done with them.

The bit that pissed me off though is that this particular till was the one where the till “supervisor” stands, and at the time there were three members of Sainsbury’s staff at that position, along with the useless sack of shit known as a security guard. All three of the staff had looked at the old couple, seen they were having problems, and ignored them. Cue the red mist.

Once I was done, I got the till supervisor over, and really gave him a bollocking. I don’t know if it’ll have any effect, but I think it got through to him pretty clearly that I was deeply pissed off, that it was incredible for three staff (plus a useless lump) to watch that couple and do nothing, and for it to end up with another customer helping them out instead of the staff doing it.


My Own Policies

Thank the lord, we’re finally through all the election guff. At the time of writing this, I don’t know who’ll have won the election.

I do think, though, that a plainly-put list of policies and ideas would’ve been a far better idea than the wanky ethereal guff spouted in most of the manifestos this year. And I reckon that if a party had put forward the following list, they’d have had a pretty good chance at getting in. I could be wrong, but I figure it’d be a set of policies I’d vote for, anyway.

The policies I’d put in are (in no particular order, but as they occur to me) :

  • Banning HGVs and coaches from the outside lane of all multi-carriageway roads. That would mean HGVs and coaches could overtake etc on three-lane motorways by using the inner two lanes, but wouldn’t be able to do so on dual carriageways and two-lane motorways like most of the M11
  • Reducing fuel duty
  • Reducing our energy imports by increasing our nuclear-power capacity and promoting green energy
  • Making Inland Revenue into an efficient organisation
  • Local authority management reductions
  • NHS improvements – removing managers, increasing “front-line” staff
  • Speaking plainly and clearly rather than evasive waffle
  • [Added later, because I forgot] – Electoral reform, making it law that everyone eligible has to vote, but there is a “None of the above” option on the ballot.
  • [Added later, because I forgot] – Enforcing use of fuel duty/road tax to maintain/upgrade transport and roads
  • [Added later, because I forgot] – Looking at re-nationalising train service, along with investment from the above point to upgrade rail network/rolling stock

How would this be paid for? By (to a greater or lesser degree) :

  • Increasing tax for earners of >£100,000
  • Chasing non-dom non-taxpayers
  • Increasing VAT by 2.5% to 20% – when it was dropped from 17.5 to 15% everyone said it was a piss-poor reduction – so will they complain if it increases by the same?
  • Improving efficiency – not by cutting costs, but by improving efficiency and reducing red tape and crap

There’s probably other bits I could add to this, but it seems like a pretty good list so far.

Mind you, I fully expect to be ripped apart on some of these by certain readers. 🙂


Hardly a Shock

So, Ricky Martin has come out as gay.

And this is news?!?


Double Standards

A few days ago I noticed that a certain hate-filled hypocritical shitrag had a big story about how shocking the latest Lady Gaga video is. And then goes on to have screenshots in the story of all the pieces of the video for Telephone that people should be shocked or offended by.

Anyway, now it’s time to make your own mind up, as the video for Telephone is available online.  Choose for yourself, not based on what the hate-rag says.


Parking – Yet Again

Another piece of residue from the weekend…

Spectacular piece of parking

Here's a thought W642OAH- maybe you are meant to park BETWEEN the lines, not ON them