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Posted: Sat 26 August, 2006 Filed under: Cynicism, Thoughts 4 Comments »Here’s a thought :
What would ITV do if Ant & Dec were suddenly involved ins ome tragic accident?
I think ITV would just curl up and die. And maybe that’s no bad thing…
The question is – would anyone notice?
Ant and Dec ARE some tragic accident.
Give over Si, what would you do without them, I mean my life would be over, I wouldn’t be able to live, how would i function, oh my word, the nightmares, I’m going to kill myself ……………noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!
Pull yourself together young man! I think I can help you Andy, but you have to want to help yourself too ….. Ant and Dec don’t really exist, it’s like Coronation Street and Eastenders, neither of them is reality.
Don’t kill yourself, neither of the geordie bastards is worth it!!!!!