Secret Satan
Posted: Tue 22 November, 2005 Filed under: Festering Season 1 Comment »
Oh God, it’s coming up to that time of year again. Yes, the Festering Season is truly upon us, what with ads for compilation albums and kids toys all over the TV stations, Christmas Crap in the stores, Tesco advertising a “super-thin” tree for (I assume) people who live in rabbit-hutch houses with no room for a normal tree, and the like.
And lo, into my email box did fall an invite to Secret Santa 2005. *Sigh*
Oh. My. God. That sight is truly, truly awful.
“Susan suggests sweets for a young girl child.”
“Mary suggests a scrapbook so she can treasure you and her moments”
Vomit.