Charm School
Posted: Wed 28 September, 2005 Filed under: Charm School 2 Comments »Today, a woman walked straight into my side as she dithered around the shop. The following conversation took place…
Woman : You should watch where you’re going!
Me : If I’d realised you were bloody stupid, I would’ve.
Yet again, the charm school is thankful it refused to take me on…
Excellent.
I wish I could remember these things when they happen to me – no I don’t mean to blog about I mean the “retort”. I’m usually too taken aback that someone that stupid can TALK that I forget to say anything..
That’s brilliant.