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I’ve just had to laugh at the mental image provided by this story in today’s BBC website. The offending paragraph was :

Eleven woman were called to court to identify their underwear and sex toys at Stephan’s first trial.

It just conjured a vision of some poor woman having to stand up in court and say “Yes, Your Honour, that’s my thong and rampant rabbit vibrator.”.

*shudder*