Straight from the Horse’s Mouth

Conversation with Twunty Manager™

Twunty, you know that site you wanted me to re-do with CSS?
   [at this point it’s worth pointing out that CrapCo knows fuck-all about CSS, or making a site work in anything other than IE *shudder*]
Yeah, what about it?
Well, I’ve managed to reduce the sample file from 32K to 6K, just by sorting out the CSS and so on.
And what’s so great about that?
    [again, I should point out that he truly doesn’t see the benefits, it’s not phrased in a “that’s useful” way at all]
Well, other than that it’ll speed up download times, and save us a shitload of money in bandwidth etc., plus making it easier to change the site should we need to, and reduce production times because we don’t need to write as much code for each page? Not much, really.
Oh.
    [ Cue realising he’s just looked like more of a rancid knob-end than usual, and displayed the full range of his technical knowledge ]


5 Comments on “Straight from the Horse’s Mouth”

  1. pixeldiva says:

    Yeah, but is it accessible?

    [/coat] 😉

  2. Gordon says:

    So.. are we gonna start a book on the next blogger to get fired??

  3. Lyle says:

    Probably not – because even if I were to get fired, it wouldn’t be because of the blogging.

    So technically, it would be a blogger getting fired, but not for any reason related to the blog.

    Or something.

  4. Gordon says:

    Until they find this… 😉

  5. Andy says:

    You love him really, I sense that you want to have his babies.


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