Band Aid 20

I’ve already voiced my feelings on the piece of shit masquerading as Band Aid 20 – although I still think it’s more Elastoplast than Band-Aid. But hey, what would I know?

Anyway – obviously lots of people will be wanting to buy the single and “help the hungry” or whatever the buzzphrase is at the moment. But of course you don’t want to end up with loads of copies of the same thing, dunging up your CD collection. What’s the answer?

Step forward Band Aid Dilemma.

You want this record to succeed, because you feel for the plight of the refugees in the Dharfur region of Sudan and this project is funding aid projects on their behalf. However, you hate this recording and feel your musical ego looming and refusing to be bruised.

The answer?

• Buy as many copies of Do They Know It’s Christmas by Band Aid 20 as you can afford.
• Destroy them in amusing ways, on camera.
• Send us the pictures.

Charity. Violence. You know it makes sense.