Naming

Yesterday, I witnessed one of the funniest conversations I’ve ever heard…

I went down to the village shop, and while waiting in line at the till, the guy in front was getting served. The guy behind the till was doing all the talking

“Hi Paul, what can I get you?”

“The blue ones down on the left Paul, yeah?”

“Thanks, Paul, that’ll be [Whatever the amount was]”

By this time, even I was thinking “Yeah, OK, pal, you know the guy’s name. Fuck sake”

Guy hands over the money

“Thanks Paul, see you again soon”

“It’s Dave.”

I just about killed myself with laughter.