Spamtastic

I got this spam the other day…

My names are Janet Brown, I was diagnosed for cancer for about few weeks ago. I have been touched by God to donate to you, from what I have inherited from my late husband to you for the good work of God/needy/charity, I decided to WILL/donate the sum of USD$10Million to you.  Contact my Attorney/lawyer/Barrister Stephen & Associates with this, specified email; { [Removed, for obvious reasons]} Tel; [Removed, for obvious reasons],for the funds release, my personal ref number law/WILL/9834520012. I will appreciate your utmost confidentiality in this matter until the task is accomplished as I don’t want anything that will jeopardize my last wish. Regards,
Mrs. Janet Brown

That’s exactly as I received it – the only thing changed is that I’ve removed the contact details.

But what you’ve got to wonder is this: What kind of blithering idiot numpty would ever respond to something like this?

And if even one person did respond, it would just prove that Barnum was right – there truly is one born every minute.