Debatable

I’m still unsure whether the driver I followed to work this morning was

• Stupid
• Drunk
• Confused
  Or
• Insane

Throughout the journey, he would slow down to 30-40mph on the bits of road that were National Speed Limit, then speed up to 50-60mph through villages/towns where a speed limit was actually set.

But what can you do in that situation? The answer (so far as I can see) is “Not a lot”.

Yes, you could (assuming you’ve a hands-free phone) call the police and report the pillock. But (again, as I understand it) they need to see it themselves, rather than relying on witness reports. So they’d have to come along and somehow pull in behind the driver and watch him being a pillock. And there’s no guarantee he’d still be driving by the time they’d got their finger out and sent someone along the road to check anyway.

I don’t know, just a weird start to the day, really.