Bah Humbug

Bah, fucking humbugAlready, it’s apparently time for the first sign of the oncoming Festering Season™. Oh goody, I hear you cry.

The new season of ITV’s X-Factor starts on Saturday – and the hype is already starting.

And why is it a sign of the Festering Season? Because it normally ends roughly 7-10 days before December 25th, thus ensuring the Christmas Single is (yet again) going to be by some eminently forgettable twat. Or – for a change – it might be some longer-running eminently forgettable twat. You never know.


3 Comments on “Bah Humbug”

  1. farmer dave says:

    i heard cliff richard was going to do another song hope not, and already the flyers and lists for our works crimbo do are already doing the rounds and the silly sods want an answer by friday if anyone is going to come, i cant plan for next month let alone 4 months in time at the moment, bluddy crimbo

  2. Blue Witch says:

    I saw FOTCR™ decorations in the local Woolworths yesterday. *sighs*

  3. Sapientum says:

    I was in Selfriges Oxford St yesterday and their Christmas Shop is already doing good business.


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