Total Nutter

OK, I was wrong about the Strangest Story of the Week.

It’s actually this bloody idiot who for some reason decided to try lighting a firework that was, um, stuffed up his arse.

I honesly can’t even begin to think of any reasons why someone would think this was a good idea, let alone amusing. But there we go – I’d say it was a Darwin Award waiting to happen.

My favourite quote, though, has to be:

“We received a call stating there was a male who had a firework in his bottom and it was bleeding.

“He sustained fairly significant injuries in the fact that there’s huge damage to that particular area.”

Mastering the fine art of understatement…