Halloween
Posted: Tue 31 October, 2006 Filed under: Domestic 3 Comments »Oh good, it’s that day when little bastards go round knocking on doors and expecting sweets etc.
Now, where did I put those super-hot “joke” sweets?
Oh good, it’s that day when little bastards go round knocking on doors and expecting sweets etc.
Now, where did I put those super-hot “joke” sweets?
What, you’re not going to wire the doorbell up to the mains supply this year…?!
Not in the B&B, no.
I was debating a catapult from the windows though…
In answer to the question ‘Trick or treat?’ I like to say trick and then squirt them with my water pistol. They don’t like it up ’em Captain Mainwaring.