Bag vs. Bike

One thing I discovered last night – or rather, that went from “theory” to “practice” in one brief swing – was this :

The Big Yellow Bastard Bag provides a very rapid method for decelerating a bike that someone is riding towards me instead of around me. This deceleration method is very effective, and works nicely on the bike, although not as well on the rider of the bike, who carried on moving forwards for a short, but decisive, distance in a very neat parabola.

I’ll leave the rest to your imaginations…