No Rides

Somehow, I’m failing to see the attraction in this.

You have to be aged 18 and over to get in and tickets will cost £15 for the attraction which opens on 7 September.

The theme park will include life-sized silicone-made models which visitors can touch to discover erogenous zones.

Although I do love the line about it being “a sex theme park with no rides”. For a sex themepark “with rides” I assume you need to pay your £15 in Soho, or Amsterdam…