Common Sense

Scene : A major commuter railway station. 8.30am.
A flood of people are coming off the train from London to work here. The flood is such that people wanting to get in to the station can’t.

Why?

Because the fucking twunts in the station have locked half the doors, so no-one can use them, in or out.

When I asked why this was, the first person said “I don’t know, I’m Revenue, I just check tickets.”

Well, can you pass the comment on to someone who does work in the sodding station?
“Oh no, I’m just Revenue. You’ll have to talk to the guy in the ticket office”
Grrr.
So I ask him.
“Well, I suppose we could unlock it. Don’t see why though.”
Because it’s busy?
“Oh, I suppose so”

Talk about enthusiasm. I bet the sodding thing’s still locked when I go home tonight.