Rainy

Hallelujah, the weather’s broken and it’s finally raining for a while. I’ve just been out in it, and I think it’s the first time I’ve been cool in a week.

What does amaze me though is – unsurprisingly – how stupid people are. While in the shops, every other person in the queue was complaining that it was raining now, and it’d been fine when they left for work, so they hadn’t bothered with jackets/ umbrellas/ whatever.

I’m sorry, but the weather reports have been full of this for a week. “Friday’s going to bring rain, storms, thunder, lightning”. Every report I’ve seen has said that. It’s even been on the BBC news website. Hard to miss that level of information, really, isn’t it. But no, because there was sun in the sky at 8am, everyone seems to have assumed that it’ll be fine all day, and they don’t need anything, despite all the stories to the contrary. And then they’re complaining about it. I despair.

As for the fuckwits who just stand in doorways waiting for the rain to stop, words fail me. Particularly when you try to get past them, and they just give you an incredulous look, as if to say “But it’s raining. You can’t go outside in that. You’ll melt or something.” It’s bloody water. Nothing more, nothing less. It’s cool, and when all’s said and done, I’ll dry off. Now fuck off and get out of my way, you poor pathetic cuntwit bastard.


3 Comments on “Rainy”

  1. Andy says:

    I love it when you lose ur rag with ppl you view as pathetic………. keep finding things that irritate you, makes me laugh!

  2. Skytower says:

    … and then there’s the bastards with umbrellas, and absolutely no concern as to who they might poke in the eye. All well and good if you’re dwarf size, you’re safe – but us 6ft+ people constantly have to play “dodge the spoke” or risk severe mutilation with one of the bastard things.

  3. hellcat says:

    I know its mean but it’s the people who are scared of thunder that make me
    laugh, I have seen very assertive managers reduced to qivering wrecks because of
    a few bangs and flashes in the sky. It also means that the smokers in the office
    who skive off for a fag every hour actualy have to do some work cos they are not
    that addicted that they are willing to get wet for the cause


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