Darwin Star Wars
Posted: Wed 25 May, 2005 Filed under: News, Weirdness 3 Comments »You know, when I first read this I could imagine Twunty Manager™ thinking he could do the same thing…
Two Star Wars fans are in a critical condition in hospital after apparently trying to make light sabres by filling fluorescent light tubes with petrol.
A man, aged 20, and a girl of 17 are believed to have been filming a mock duel when they poured fuel into two glass tubes and lit it.
Yup, fill fluorescent tubes (already well reknowned for their structural stability, and lack of fragility*cough*) with petrol. Then light them. And hold them while “fighting”.
If only they’d actually died, they’d definitely be in line for the Darwin Awards. Instead, they’re just in a line at the burns unit…
was it cruel of me to be doubled over in laughter at this report when i read it at my workdesk yesterday?
You don’t need to die to get a Darwin Award, just remove yourself from the gene pool. Cutting off your cock works just as well.
Dare I say Sith happens… ? I’ll get my coat.