Prospects Ruined
Posted: Fri 8 April, 2005 | Author: Lyle | Filed under: Work-related |7 Comments »How to screw up one’s future job prospects within a company. A MasterClass from Lyle.
Director : “So, why did [the task] take so long and go so wrong?”
Me : “Ah yes, that’s my fault.”
Director : “What happened?”
Me : “I made one judgement that turned out to be fatally flawed.”
Director : “Which was…?”
Me : “That the person who gave me the job actually knew what he was talking about, and was correct in his instructions to me.”
Director : “…”
Ah.
Wonderful!
I will store up for possible future use!
Up the workers!
Awards Lyle a badge, ur an honourary Yorkshireman, proud of ya fella……..a spade’s a spade an all that.
We bow to your unerring style Sir!! BRAVO!!!
LOL…screamingly funny.
I want to know exactly what the director said afterwards. Cmon tell us……………..dont be tight!