Snoozy

Over the weekend, I went down with a bit of a bug. Not a huge nasty type flu or anything, but primarily it was down to aching joints and a throat that felt like someone had gone at it with sandpaper.

I’m not the sort of person who exaggerates how bad their feeling, I don’t do the “cold = flu, flu = pneumonia” type thing at all. However, what really pointed out to both me and Herself that I was feeling cack was that I went “for a lie down” at 4pm on Saturday, and woke up at 8am on Sunday.

So, yes, 16ish hours of sleep. I feel much better for it, and generally a bit less like Death Warmed Up, but at the same time it really doesn’t feel like I had much of a weekend…


Recipe For Disaster

The perfect recipe (for me anyway) to come into work with an overdose of bad attitude.

  1. Monday
  2. 8am start
  3. MP3 player
  4. copy of Jane’s Addiction’s “Strays” album
  5. Shuffle Play that seems almost empathic
  6. and for the final epic step…

  7. “The Price You Pay” followed by “Hypersonic” as the last things played before you enter the office

Not only does this lead to shitloads of bad attitude, but “Hypersonic” means it’s Bad Attitude With A Smile.™

Be afraid.


Development

I’ve been thinking a bit of late about how I work when it comes to programming new modules for client requirements etc. Over the last couple of years, I’ve done a hell of a lot of work with PHP in particular, and learned a lot of new stuff. However, the “problem” with this is that it’s all based on work I’ve done, rather than any form of formalised training, and sometimes that can backfire.

In a couple of interviews I’ve had to go through technical tests on PHP where the people creating the test have obviously come through some kind of course in PHP, and thus know some of the really arcane crap that I’ve never needed to learn. Those tests are what’s made me think about all this.

When I’m writing stuff, I love working it from scratch. For me it’s the best way to learn – I don’t want to go to Hotscripts.com or wherever and use someone else’s code if I can write it myself. I can – and do – help out others with PHP queries on forums like Cre8asite, and also when certain people ask what needs fixing. So I do know a fair bit about developing, yet when I’m faced with a technical test, it all goes to shit because I’ve no idea what !(==*&^) does. Or whatever.

I look at the stuff I’ve written – and the stuff I continue to write – and I know I can do this stuff standing on my head. I just don’t have time for people who seem to want to say “look how comprehensive my knowledge is”. I bet they’ve never used the fucking functions either.


Driven to Distraction

Nice to see I’m not the only one who’s learning to drive rather later in life than the norm.


ePlumber

God, you’ve just got to love people sometimes, haven’t you?

The BBC has a story about the first (and I hesitate to use the terminology) ‘digital plumbers’ having qualified from their course.

The “digital plumbing” qualification – CompTIA HTI+ – has been set up with the help of funding from Yorkshire Forward investment.

The course will make sure that dedicated certified professionals have the expertise to install and maintain home networks, providing a “one stop shop” for people.

Fair enough, I know that networking home stuff can be a total twunt to do, but “digital plumbers”? Give me a break.


Funny Guy

I suppose it’s an apt day for this bit of news :

RIP Dave Allen.


Cause

Cheer up! It’s for a good cause!

Fuck Off.