Papal Health
Posted: Thu 3 February, 2005 Filed under: Health, News 3 Comments »Is it just me that’s ever so slightly cynical regarding the true health status of the Pope? (well, I know Herself is saying the same kind of thing, so I know it’s not just me) All the information is coming through the Vatican, the hospital he’s staying in is keeping very quiet, and it all sounds very dodgy indeed.
I wouldn’t be surprised if there’s not a nasty “relapse” over the weekend, or early next week once the potential new Pontiffs have all been notified, and made their way to Rome from wherever they currently are.
But maybe I’m just a cynic…
The pope’s been dead for years, they’ve just filled him with animatronics. It’s easier in the long run, and if he “lives” past 100, they can just proclaim it as a miracle.
They’re buying time till someone collects enough kindling for the fire.
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