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Posted: Thu 24 February, 2005 Filed under: Weirdness 6 Comments »I got a semi-spam email today from Figleaves.com which has left me utterly befuddled.
Mother’s Day – 6th March
Treat your mum to something gorgeous from Figleaves this Mother’s Day. To help you choose, we’ve put together some suggestions for different types of mother, from young to home-loving, chic to sporty
Now, you tell me – would you buy stuff like this (or even this) from Figleaves (or anywhere else, in fact) for your mother? I know I wouldn’t…
Girls might. They’re weird.
Perhaps if my mother looked like those models…
[That’s gotten me in trouble on so many different levels.]
Indeed it has.
LOL David.
Cue “Yo mama” jokes galore.
Why would you want to buy anything for your mum anyway, mines as tight as a ducks arse under water, bollocks to her.
Just another commercial racket like Valentine’s day, and that’s a good enough reason to give it a miss. Remember, you should love your mother 365 days a year…