Viral

Today, our network has been hit by the Netsky B virus. It’s knackered the mail servers, and generally been a pain in the arse.

How did it get into the system? Because some badgery cockhead twadge decided to double-click an e-mail attachment called “sex_sex_sex.exe“. I despair. We’re in 2004, and still fuckhead bastards click willy-nilly on executable files in email, no matter how many times people tell them not to do so, and regardless of fun things like IT Policy, and even plain common fucking sense.

Anyway, the network is down, and the support team is trying to work out how best to get everyone to update their anti-virus gear on the PCs. I don’t think they appreciated my suggestion of

Oh, just call it “sex_sex_sex.exe”, the cunts will click on it soon enough



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