Some people are too odd to be properly listed as anything other than “pretty fucking weird.”

In Other News, Sleep Deprivation and Insomnia have finally caught up with me, kicked my arse, and left me with some very weird hallucinations throughout the day. How blessed do I feel? Still, it meant that a day in the Data Entry department simply flew by. OK, I think my brain took 20-second naps on occasion – but it appears I continued typing during this phenomenon, so I got away with it. Not even “Falling Asleep with Nodding Head Syndrome” to lay claim to.

I’m going to check this link again tomorrow to make sure it’s not another hallucination. The idea of tree seeds being taken to the moon, brought back to Earth and then planted simply MUST have been dreamed up by some insomniac in the US Forestry Service – God love ’em.

Thanks Paul for pointing out the internal memos site. Much needed after a crappy day.

And True Porn Clerk Stories are invariably good for a laugh.

Yes, it’s official, I need to get out more.

Well, what a day. Season ends for both The West Wing AND 24.

And what was BBC1’s response? Mission:Impossible. I kid ye not. Perhaps it’s some kind of humour from the beeb, saying it was impossible to beat those two for ratings. But I doubt it. I was unlucky enough to go see M:I at the cinema – I nearly got chucked out, I was so abusive about it. So I put on the first 20 minutes to see if it was as bad as I recalled.

You know when they say how women’s bodies “forget” the pain of childbirth? Turns out my brain had done the same kind of thing with M:I. It was worse than I remembered. I didn’t think this was possible, but yeah, it was. Jesus, what a pile of horse-shite. Hooray for Hollywood indeed.

There are times when I despise Photoshop with a passion. I’m working on some graphics for a website idea, and can I get it do a nice simple equilateral triangle? Can I bollocks. I’m sure there’s a piss-easy way of doing it, but can I find it? Can I bollocks.

I’ll get there. To be fair, I love Photoshop when it gets to the more complex stuff, but for the basic piss-easy nobrain stuff, it sucks the farts out of dead dogs. I’d rather use MS Paint.

Right, it’s sad to even admit watching this, but I’ve just watched Parenthood on BBC1 – weirdly enough, it contained a line I’ve used a couple of times while not remembering where it came from, but now I know again. Anyway – they cut out the scene with the blowjob in the car. WHY? It’s fucking midnight, and they still feel the need to cut scenes from films? Aren’t we big enough and ugly enough to make our own decisions on these things any more?

OK, I know I’m so amazingly smalltime when I write this, but I’m happy with it anyway. The site’s been up less than two months, and today I’ve gone past 250 hits. I know, it’s pathetic, but all the same, I’m happy with it. Blah Blah, everyone has to start somewhere.

So there.

And in an additional “Now there’s a shock – not” story it appears that MPs don’t like using email.

Personally, I’m amazed more didn’t go “Email? What’s that? I’m from Yorkshire, and when I get post I go “eeeeeeeh! Mail!” Is that the same thing?”